After a few beers I dropped down to Soi Cowboy Saturday night. I looked for but couldn’t find one or two of my favorite girls.Finally I spotted Song standing in the middle of the street in a black pants & tube top outfit that made me remember how fantastic her little body is. Great figure, about 150 cm, 38 kilos, C-cups and everything flawless.I approached her in the middle of the street and she asked me to buy her a drink. “No drink, let’s just go for a short time.”“Okay”, she said. Quick barfine and we were off. Song was very drunk and staggering, so I helped her up the steps to the short-time hotel. 300 baht for a room, shower and down to business. About 5 minutes into things she twisted out from under me. I tried to push back in, but she wasn’t having any of it. I asked what was wrong and she said, “just a minute”. She turned around on all fours and presented me with her back end.
Not sure quite what the issue was, but I obliged her by finishing her with a spanking doggie style.
Shower, and it was time to go. She politely asked for her money. I reminded her that I had loaned her 1,000 baht last month which she never repaid and suggested we call it even. I was ready for an argument, but she just said, “That’s fair… but I want a drink… how about giving me 100 baht?”
Settled.
I paid her. She was too inebriated to navigate the stairs so I picked her up and carried her down to the street.
I popped into a few more bars for a few more beers, then went to Country Road to listen to some music. My favorite bar girl, Tuk, has gone off to Adelaide looking for love, so I wasn’t immediately attended to.
There’s a waitress there who is a bit fat, not overly attractive, but who has a nice smile and always gives me good service, and dances with me occasionally. She frequently livens up my night by giving me deep french kisses while serving me drinks.
I decided to try out the old adage that the ugly girls are wilder and more fun.
Back to the same short time hotel I’d left two hours ago. To thier credit, the staff didn’t tell the girl that she was my second of the night. (They’ll probably tell her tomorrow).
Without killing you with details, the slightly fat & average looking waitress was below average in the bed.
(Maybe I can sell my story to the TV show, “Myth-busters”)
I couldn’t go straight home to the virgin smelling like this, so I stopped at an outdoor bar on the corner near Cowboy that closes at 5 am. I bought a beer and spend 10 minutes soaking my head and clothes in heineken to mask the smell of pussy.
A couple of the working girls there asked me if I was okay… I didn’t try to explain.
They were speaking Thai to me at close to normal speed, and amazingly I was understanding them. They seemed to understand my Thai too!
I can, therefore, reliably report that smearing heineken on your head after having sex with fat girls improves your foriegn language skills.
Unfortunately, the effect seems to be short term… when I ordered lunch at the local Thai restaurant today I had to resort to pointing.
