Stolen from the Guide 2 the Big Mango

 

If you are a reader of the Big Mango Blog then you will have already seen this story from a reader (doctorbond), but it’s just too good to miss, so I thought I would rip it off and feature it here on my site as well:

It’s a review of the Kangaroo Club — a blow job bar in Patpong.  The author gave a rating of 4 stars (out of a possible 5):

My experience at the Kangaroo Club will not be typical but shows how accomodating they can be.

I turned up there one morning at about 10.00 a.m. and wandered through the street level door – all was quiet so I called out something inane like “anyone there?” A lady appeared at the top of the stairs to tell me that the bar was closed but then as an afterthought asked if I wanted a BJ. I said yes – she said ‘I can do’ – so I ambled up and she dispensed with her rubber gloves and mop took me round to the seated section and proceeded to attend to my significant other.

I know that bar girls take turns in opening the bars and cleaning them so it is most likely that she was a normal service provider that happened to be on dusting duties that morning – but I guess she could have been the cleaner. Anyway she was a mid-twenties spinner so I wasn’t going to complain. I left her with a 1000 Baht note and doubt that she reported that particular transaction to the bar owner.

I must go back and see what it is like there during normal trading hours.

I had the place to myself and she did a good job, but I am going to be mean and deduct a star for lack of ambience.