Hello folks. Bangkok Bad Boy here. This is exciting, isn’t it?
What? Eh? Oh.
Werewolf’s temporary absence from the ‘Kokosphere, like the raspy fanny-fart that occasionally occurs as a sozzled sex-pat slides his sated shaft out of a shagged-out streetwalker in a seedy Sukhumvit short-time suite, has left a bad smell in the air, and a gap to be filled.
This is the task with which I have been entrusted. Over the next six weeks, I hope you’ll enjoy watching me make a complete balls-up of it.
Firstly, a quick explanation. I was enjoying a nice cup of tea and a biscuit at Bad Boy Towers a few weeks ago when my phone went beep. Our gracious host Werewolf was heading out to Nana Plaza for a few beers, and did I want to join him?
Is bears Catholic? Do the Pope shit in the woods? (Is this right? -Ed) Yes!
A few beers later, whilst gazing deeply and lovingly into the eyes vagina of one of the friendly dancers onstage at the Pretty Lady bar, a nefarious ulterior motive was revealed. Werewolf was facing six weeks offline, and didn’t want to leave the site idle. Would I be interested in exhuming my twisted alter-ego for a six week residency at Werewolf’s Lair?
Obviously, I said yes. To tell the truth, I wasn’t really listening – anything to get back to the vagina. Which, as some of you will already know, has been my motto for quite some time.
Things will therefore have a rather different feel for the next six weeks or so. Werewolf and I are good buddies, but we have rather opposing views on quite a few subjects. He’s also way more prolific than I’ve ever been – there is no way I’m going to be able to post something new every day, but I’m aiming for 2-3 pieces a week. I have a few ideas for articles already, but I suspect that my daily adventures will inspire most pieces as we go along.
And so, in between plunging the Staff of Justice into the cosy crevices of the Spinners of Siam, I’m looking forward to regaling you lot with tales of my adventures in Bangkok and beyond.
Here’s to the next six weeks – let’s see how low we can get those readership numbers before he gets back! 
June 1, 2008 at 12:06 pm |
BOO
HISS
your crap
Bring back werewolf
June 1, 2008 at 2:25 pm |
hmmmm
June 1, 2008 at 2:36 pm |
jesus – i may start reading ww’s blog now.
June 1, 2008 at 3:10 pm |
it’s rubbish so far
June 1, 2008 at 4:18 pm |
A Hearty Welcome Back !
There’s been a space unfilled ( ooh err…) since you put down your pen, to spend more time with your sword, I hope that this will encourage you to resurect your tragically short blogging career, like a phoenix rising form the ashes, or a Cialis fuelled trouser snake, groggily raising it’s tired head ….
June 1, 2008 at 10:07 pm |
Good to have you back BBB!
Rock on!
June 1, 2008 at 10:14 pm |
BBB, What the f*ck? How long have you been working on this line?……. like the raspy fanny-fart that occasionally occurs as a sozzled sex-pat slides his sated shaft out of a shagged-out streetwalker in a seedy Sukhumvit short-time suite, has left a bad smell in the air, and a gap to be filled… Good to have you back fella!
June 2, 2008 at 4:41 am |
Great stuff already.
June 2, 2008 at 10:16 am |
What a great line that fanny-fart beginning is. Still laughing! Let the good times roll.
June 2, 2008 at 1:22 pm |
Looks like we’re not gonna get to see pics of thai interiors so far…
June 2, 2008 at 1:55 pm |
Thanks folks – there’s plenty more in the pipeline (oo-er).
@COH: Pants Elk says to tell you that there’s nothing groggy about a Cialis-fulled trouser snake. He should know.
@BV: It just came to me, what can I say?
@mart: Whilst I am certainly an afficionado of Thai interiors (so to speak), I’m afraid I won’t be sharing my photo collection of them.
June 2, 2008 at 2:26 pm |
BBB,
Good to see you are back blogging !! I looked through my E-Mail inbox and found the following ……….
Hi, I’m missing it too! But I’m afraid there’s more chance of me launching my own branded meat grill than of returning to the site. I’ve had lots of emails asking me to reconsider, and I’m really grateful that people enjoyed reading so much, but unfortunately I just don’t have the time or inclination any more. The referee’s decision is final
Best, BBB.
I can imagine that the next 6 weeks will be action packed ……
June 2, 2008 at 3:38 pm |
B/3…
…now we’re talkin’…you da man!
June 2, 2008 at 8:23 pm |
Well, great I guess. Looking forward to reading about your adventures.
You have been gone have you?
That rodent is not real?
June 3, 2008 at 12:24 am |
@Mobster: I’d normally be a bit miffed at someone posting private emails, but I’ll let you off that one.
The key issue here is that it’s for six weeks only. I’m only going to be posting two or three articles a week, although I’ll be present in the comments too, as ever. I’m quite confident that I’ve got the time and inspiration at the moment to commit to six weeks, but an open-ended return to full-time blogging is still highly unlikely, I’m afraid.
@Professor: Rodent? Me no understand.
June 5, 2008 at 2:06 pm |
BBB
Great to see you back! One of the last posts on your blog was about putting your Thai GF in your will, so naturally I assumed you had long ago tumbled from a high balcony.
June 5, 2008 at 2:59 pm |
Ha, fat chance – on both fronts!
If I had a Thai GF, she’d inherit my overdraft…
June 8, 2008 at 1:35 pm |
Bad,
But what about the book? BKK needs the fresher perspective.
Mor
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